True but thats because hes a fetus.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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