I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize