Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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