i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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