How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize