god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Panties = found
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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