We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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