need another drink. this is the easiest way
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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