i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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