gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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