we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
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Have fun and good luck.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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