i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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