at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
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Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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