That's intense
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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