So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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