ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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