singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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