Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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