remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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