Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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