Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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