Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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