My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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