You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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