??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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