I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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