he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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