Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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