i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
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I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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