Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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