I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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