i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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