haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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