I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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