id be glad to
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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