Your tits are I can't wait for
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize