friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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