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I heard we made out

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(212): I heard we made out http://tfl.nu/5m1y

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I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.

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(303): I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit. http://tfl.nu/klcc

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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.

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(575): I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte. http://tfl.nu/ceno

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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.

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(850): you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster. http://tfl.nu/wnb4

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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life

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(859): this weekend will be like the season finale to my life http://tfl.nu/589p

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Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity

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(502): Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity http://tfl.nu/qinl

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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.

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(973): i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones. http://tfl.nu/f4fy

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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.

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(973): Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested. http://tfl.nu/rwnz

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Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?

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(940): Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito? http://tfl.nu/3rt4

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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue

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(847): I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue http://tfl.nu/po5k

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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?

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(587): Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature? http://tfl.nu/gy0w

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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.

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(574): It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers. http://tfl.nu/dqn1

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I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"

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(408): I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all" http://tfl.nu/dl7h

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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"

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(831): I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy" http://tfl.nu/ej7w

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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..

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(315): New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own.. http://tfl.nu/1bvs

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