If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I love you.
Bad choice
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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