Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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