New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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