Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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