Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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