I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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