i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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