I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
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If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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