do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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