What a fucking waste of an outfit
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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