I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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