Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
zippers are such a cool invention
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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